/twink/ n. 1. [Berkeley] A clue-repellant user; the next step beyond a clueless one.
Lo, it steps through the crowd, valiantly swatting aside good sense, sending information careening away with its protective force field. It will let nothing stop it from accomplishing its mission, though the mission's purpose is long lost in the confused recesses of its salty mind.
Behold... the twink.
Only the clue-by-four can stop it now. A clue so big and strong that it's like a big chunk of wood smacking you across the head on a really hot day.
So if you think you might be a twink, if you even consider it... you probably aren't. Or maybe you were right before you considered it. But you have considered it, you see. They have not. That is the difference. So perhaps you are clueless, and that is fine. That is a step above twink. For there are clues. As long as you do not repel them, you will find them.